Shinobi






This is a fairly famous movie with Nakama Yukie, Odagiri Joe, and some other insignificant people like Erika Sawajiri. Theme song is by Ayumi Hamasaki (who is famous for some important reason). Anyways, basically two clans hate each other. Some guy makes them fight. So they kill each other off. The leaders of both clans are in love or something. They meet in the first 2 minutes of the movie and that is about how developed their relationship is. But they decide to stop the fighting and stuff.

But where are the eyeballs? The two leaders! The girl has some crazy eyeball move where she rips the guy apart from the inside. It's the piercing stare or something. And the guy has some cool eyeball glowing flash thing that slows down time so he can move around at his normal speed and kill everyone when they are being slow. Obviously, if they are the top shinobis, then they must have the best techniques and moves. The moves they had were these eyeball things, so you know how important eyeballs are.




Also, when Nakama Yukie finally gets to the guy and says no more fighting please, the guy in charge says "Too bad, I can't." So you know what she does? She takes her fingers and stabs her eyeballs out. This is the winning argument. Eyeball sacrifice. Therefore: eyeballs are important.





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